This page contains stuff I wrote for no apparent reason. It contains stuff not really related to anything in particular and comes with all standard disclaimers. All of it is rated 'G', that is, anyone can read it, assuming that it actually makes any sense (another disclaimer).

• "Five Star Love at a Bargain Basement Price" - a story about love, waxpaper and other things I can't remember...but I'm sure are pretty good!
• "Fuad's Cooking Corner" - a short, but derranged, recipe for a yet-to-be-determined dinner group.
• "The Cheese that you don't buy in Stores" - your basic story about bodily cheeses (still G rated).
• "Number 2 Pencil" - a short poem about scholastic adventure.
• Ideas for Band Names - a small list of band names that I made up and like
• A letter I sent to Nabisco about my idea of beet flavored gum
• A letter I sent to Las Palmas regarding questions about their enchilada sauce